Love is a game that two people can play, and everyone wins.

Success is worth nothing if you don't have anyone to share it with.

True love consists of harmony of minds and contrast of personalities.

Love wants nothing from the other person; it wants everything for the other person.

Husbands are like wine: they take quite a while to mature.

Life with You has the best graphics and the best gameplay.

Love is like a full bath. If you keep it nice and warm after running the water, you can stay in it until you get all wrinkly.

I want to collect memories with you—that way, we'll both have a backup.

It's great to find a good motorcycle, it's great to find a good woman, but there's nothing better than finding a good woman who likes good motorcycles.

A good marriage is when both partners are in charge. A very good marriage is when neither of them is in charge.

The sum of our lives is the hours we spent loving.

A man is truly married when he understands every word his wife didn't say.

Like soccer, marriage isn't a game—it's about love, life, and passion.

I'd like to hear lots of little "Do you remember?" stories from you.

You had me right from the "Hello."

Now I have a wedding ring. Ho—Ho—Ho.

You're about to embark on the most important quest of your life.

Marriage is the most important journey of discovery a person can embark on. Here's something to help with your travel budget.

You are the answer to all my prayers. You are a song, a dream, a whisper, and I don't know how I managed to live without you for so long.

Age doesn't protect you from love, but love protects you from growing old.

There is a very simple measure of a good marriage: You are happily married when you’d rather go home than stay out.

Love is the shared joy in each other's imperfections.

I'm not saying I want kids, but it would be nice to have my own big band.

How do we know they're the perfect couple? No spoiler is too big for her, and no paint job is too colorful for him.

We're embarking on the most important quest of our lives.

Love thrives on little acts of kindness.

Off to the Registry Office to the Sound of "Tätütata"

When I fall asleep on the couch again while watching the F1 race on Sunday, I want you to be right next to me.

The happiest couples don't have the same personalities; they just understand each other the best!

Where language ends, music begins.

Marriage is like a phone: If you didn't dial the right number, you're connected to the wrong person.

Love is when two hearts beat in unison.

May your marriage be as strong as a rock, as vast as the sky, and as deep as the sea.

You are my favorite word in my favorite sentence; you are my favorite place in my favorite city. And your sun shines on my moon so often. Yes, you are my proof that life is worth living.

Love is when someone smiles at you early in the morning, even though you look like a raccoon on drugs.

The thing about love is that it can really make you look like a fool.

Love is an indescribable feeling, but if you absolutely have to describe it, music is the best way to do so.

Once you realize that you want to spend the rest of your life together, you want the rest of your life to begin as soon as possible.

I love losing myself in stories. But there's no story I love losing myself in as much as ours.

I think men are more romantic than women. When we get married, we marry a very specific woman. We resist it our whole lives, until we meet that one woman and think, “I’d be an idiot not to marry her!”

I'm not saying I want grandchildren, but it would be nice to have my own big band.

Forget the Champions League. Where we are right now is where it's really at: THE FINAL! WHOOHOO! THE FINAL!

You are his, he is yours, you are one.

Love doesn't mean it's easy, but that it's worth the effort.

When a person is in love, they show themselves as they should always be.

One day, we'll be cruising around the retirement home together in our wheelchairs.

We look back and say thank you. We look ahead and say yes.

I promise I'll make sure I'm not just hungry before I yell at you.

No one is so crazy that they can't find someone even crazier who understands them.

Today, you've accepted the most important quest of your life. The pay is lousy, and so is the loot, so we want to give you some starting capital.

Supposedly, 76% of women judge men by their cars. This clearly proves that this marriage is based solely on love.

The wedding is both the finish line and the starting line.

Ride together, stay together

Marriage is a long meal that begins with dessert.

If you keep making each other laugh, that really says it all.

You can tell what true love is by the way people treat each other when the going gets tough.

The art of loving consists, above all, in being close to one another without encroaching on each other's space, seeing each other every day without becoming mundane, becoming one and yet remaining two.

If I'm asked in heaven what I liked best about my life, I'll answer with your name.

What makes your relationship special is that you can swing even without other people.

Beer is isotonic and contains important nutrients.

People kept saying, “Your princess is in another castle,” but that was a lie. Because in reality, she was sitting right next to me the whole time.

You shouldn't marry anyone you haven't tested out in a traffic jam first.

For all the microtransactions that are coming your way.

Marriage is a bridge that must be rebuilt every day—ideally by both partners.

In all the books in the world, there is no love story as real as yours.

A drop of love is worth more than an ocean of reason.

Love is a traveler on the River of No Return.

In soccer, where you are right now is called: THE FINAL! WHOOHOO! THE FINAL!

If you want to go fast, ride alone. If you want to go far, ride with her.

Today I'm getting a ring, but I found my sweetheart a long time ago.

Marriage is like a fast-paced rally—at least there's just as much moaning.

Reason can only speak. It is love that sings.

I don't have any armor left. You took it off me. What's left of me—everything I am—belongs to you.

The best thing about walking together is that you can't get lost. You're always exactly where you want to be.

The great thing about you two as a couple is that a family minivan suits you just as well as a sexy sports car.

I live in two worlds. In one, I hunted the white whale aboard the Pequot, explored the depths of the ocean with Captain Nemo, and was there when Anna Karenina threw herself in front of the train. But the other world is much more exciting, because you live in it.

Music is the language of love.

Unfortunately, the cheat code “rosebud” doesn’t work in real life, so we’re giving you some starting capital.

I'm yours, you're mine, we're one.

Marriage is not a journey into a peaceful harbor, but a voyage out onto the open sea.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I'll never have to live without you.

Thanks to Dominic Toretto, we know that nothing is more important than family—and yours has just doubled in size.

True love is when you get along not only in the bedroom but also in the garage.

Love is like music: You can't explain it, but it speaks to your heart without words.

I guarantee there will be hard times, and I guarantee there will be times when one of us—or both of us—will desperately want out of this, but I also guarantee that if I don't ask for your hand in marriage, I'll regret it for the rest of my life, because I know in my heart that you're the only one for me.

You may be a bit clumsy on the field, but that makes it all the more wonderful how sensitive you become when you're at home.

Only love understands the secret of giving to others and becoming rich in the process.

Soulmates. They're pretty rare, but they do exist. Two souls that are in perfect harmony with each other.

You're the best thing that's ever happened to me!

Marriage and a soccer game have one thing in common: true quality is revealed over the course of a season, not after 90 minutes of a single game.

All couples are united by love; for some, friendship is part of it too, but only we are also united by camaraderie.

Happy, enchanted, dreamy, captivated, forgiven, engaged, connected, married.

You're my favorite co-op partner.

All the time in the world with you wouldn't be enough, but let's start with forever.

Marriage is both a marathon and a hurdle race, but with you by my side, I never run out of stamina.

There are certain special moments in a love story—the ones where you deliberately dog-ear the page so you can return to that moment again and again. Today we’re celebrating one of those moments.

Marriage is like a soccer game—except that in marriage, both partners are winners.

Love is like music—every note is followed by a surge of emotion.

True love does not demand; true love gives. It is a willingness to meet the other halfway—a giving, but also a receiving. True love does not take possession; rather, it grants freedom.

In a marriage, everything is fine when you can buy a parrot without feeling guilty.