How do we know they're the perfect couple? No spoiler is too big for her, and no paint job is too colorful for him.

I'm not saying I want grandchildren, but it would be nice to have my own big band.

May your marriage be as strong as a rock, as vast as the sky, and as deep as the sea.

When we move to the music of love, our lives become a dance.

I live in two worlds. In one, I hunted the white whale aboard the Pequot, explored the depths of the ocean with Captain Nemo, and was there when Anna Karenina threw herself in front of the train. But the other world is much more exciting, because you live in it.

"Forever" is made up of many "nows."

Love wants nothing from the other person; it wants everything for the other person.

A good marriage is like a cut crystal. It sparkles and shines, despite its rough edges.

Reason can only speak. It is love that sings.

You're my favorite power-up.

Some things you just have to let burn—like your love.

Marriage is the most important journey of discovery a person can embark on. Here's something to help with your travel budget.

The thing about love is that it can really make you look like a fool.

Life with You has the best graphics and the best gameplay.

Marriage is better than playing The Sims—the stove rarely catches fire.

Success is worth nothing if you don't have anyone to share it with.

There are certain special moments in a love story—the ones where you deliberately dog-ear the page so you can return to that moment again and again. Today we’re celebrating one of those moments.

Love is an indescribable feeling, but if you absolutely have to describe it, music is the best way to do so.

True love consists of harmony of minds and contrast of personalities.

It's great to find a good motorcycle, it's great to find a good woman, but there's nothing better than finding a good woman who likes good motorcycles.

I want to collect memories with you—that way, we'll both have a backup.

Love is when you look like a sack of potatoes but people treat you like hot fries.

You can tell what true love is by the way people treat each other when the going gets tough.

No wonder the two of them hit it off: He's into big boobs, and she's into long dicks.

The most precious thing about love is mutual trust.

I'd rather share my whole life with you than spend all the time in the world alone.

Age doesn't protect you from love, but love protects you from growing old.

We look back and say thank you. We look ahead and say yes.

Our love is like the wind; I can't see it, but I can feel it …

Beer is isotonic and contains important nutrients.

Love is like music: You can't explain it, but it speaks to your heart without words.

In all the books in the world, there is no love story as real as yours.

If I'm asked in heaven what I liked best about my life, I'll answer with your name.

It seems that the view is spreading everywhere that we live in a world of hatred and greed—I see it differently—I believe that love is everywhere.

The best thing about walking together is that you can't get lost. You're always exactly where you want to be.

Today, you've unlocked the most important achievement of your life.

Marriage is like a fast-paced rally—at least there's just as much moaning.

You're my favorite co-op partner.

You may be a bit clumsy on the field, but that makes it all the more wonderful how sensitive you become when you're at home.

I promise I'll make sure I'm not just hungry before I yell at you.

I've fought zombies, saved kingdoms, explored ancient temples, and built great nations, but you remain my greatest adventure.

You're the gin to my tonic.

To this day, I've loved every quest with you, and now I'm looking forward to all the DLCs that are coming our way.

Ride together, stay together

We're embarking on the most important quest of our lives.

Individually, we are notes. Together, we are the melody of our hearts.

When a person is in love, they show themselves as they should always be.

All the time in the world with you wouldn't be enough, but let's start with forever.

Marriage is a bridge that must be rebuilt every day—ideally by both partners.

Unfortunately, the cheat code “rosebud” doesn’t work in real life, so we’re giving you some starting capital.

Off to the Registry Office to the Sound of "Tätütata"

Marriage is like a musical composition: everything depends on harmony.

The happiest couples don't have the same personalities; they just understand each other the best!

As book lovers, you know that today isn't about a happy ending, but about the beginning of a new chapter.

Love is the shared joy in each other's imperfections.

Love is when someone smiles at you early in the morning, even though you look like a raccoon on drugs.

A marriage certificate is the only document that's even more important to you than a driver's license.

And even when I'm not there, and even when things aren't always easy, I want you to know that you are my home.

You shouldn't marry anyone you haven't tested out in a traffic jam first.

Saw, liked, hoped, kissed, rejoiced, loved, dreamed, married.

Marriage is like a phone: If you didn't dial the right number, you're connected to the wrong person.

The sum of our lives is the hours we spent loving.

A drop of love is worth more than an ocean of reason.

Supposedly, 76% of women judge men by their cars. This clearly proves that this marriage is based solely on love.

So you don't have to break any pots while searching for rubies.

Music is the language of love.

Husbands are like wine: they take quite a while to mature.

You’re saying “yes” to a life together in which you’ll share new experiences, get to know each other’s strengths and limitations, and broaden your horizons together.

You are my favorite word in my favorite sentence; you are my favorite place in my favorite city. And your sun shines on my moon so often. Yes, you are my proof that life is worth living.

People kept saying, “Your princess is in another castle,” but that was a lie. Because in reality, she was sitting right next to me the whole time.

Loving someone is always better than falling in love.

I think men are more romantic than women. When we get married, we marry a very specific woman. We resist it our whole lives, until we meet that one woman and think, “I’d be an idiot not to marry her!”

Only love understands the secret of giving to others and becoming rich in the process.

I don't have any armor left. You took it off me. What's left of me—everything I am—belongs to you.

Love is like music—every note is followed by a surge of emotion.

Once you realize that you want to spend the rest of your life together, you want the rest of your life to begin as soon as possible.

Soulmates. They're pretty rare, but they do exist. Two souls that are in perfect harmony with each other.

I'm yours, you're mine, we're one.

Today marks the start of the most important mission of your life.

Love gives nothing but itself and takes nothing but from itself; love does not possess, nor does it wish to be possessed. For love is enough unto itself.

If you want to go fast, ride alone. If you want to go far, ride with her.

Love alone won't fill anyone's stomach, either.

Marriage is a long meal that begins with dessert.

Love thrives on little acts of kindness.

Marriage is not a journey into a peaceful harbor, but a voyage out onto the open sea.

Forget the Champions League. Where we are right now is where it's really at: THE FINAL! WHOOHOO! THE FINAL!

I love losing myself in stories. But there's no story I love losing myself in as much as ours.

The art of loving consists, above all, in being close to one another without encroaching on each other's space, seeing each other every day without becoming mundane, becoming one and yet remaining two.

A good marriage is when both partners are in charge. A very good marriage is when neither of them is in charge.

You're like a portal gun—you open up new paths.

True love is when you get along not only in the bedroom but also in the garage.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I'll never have to live without you.

You had me right from the "Hello."

In a marriage, everything is fine when you can buy a parrot without feeling guilty.

I'd like to hear lots of little "Do you remember?" stories from you.

The great thing about you two as a couple is that a family minivan suits you just as well as a sexy sports car.

When I fall asleep on the couch again while watching the F1 race on Sunday, I want you to be right next to me.

In soccer, where you are right now is called: THE FINAL! WHOOHOO! THE FINAL!

Kisses are the small change of love, so never stop kissing. We'll give you a little pocket money for your honeymoon.

Love is like a full bath. If you keep it nice and warm after running the water, you can stay in it until you get all wrinkly.